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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Business jargon

blame storming
Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. Its an official version of the 'blame game'- 'it wanst me'.

Chainsaw Consultant
An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top brass with clean hands.

Mouse Potato
The online, wired generation's answer to the couch potato. Some guy spending the whole day on a pc doing alot of nothing.

Stress Puppy
A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

Alpha Geek
The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group. "Ask Larry, he's the Alpha Geek around here.

Chips and Salsa
Chips = hardware, Salsa = software. "Well, first we gotta figure out if the problem is in your chips or your salsa."

Flight Risk
Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon.

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