Common

1. If you don’t think every day is a good day, just try missing one.

2. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

3. You arent late until you show up.

4. If going to church makes you a Christian then standing in a garage makes you a car

5. Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway

6. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

7. If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.