You Might Be a Physicist if...

You Might Be a Physicist if...

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the water in your kettle is boiling at 373 Kelvin.
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you know that the speed of light is 299,792.5 km/sec.
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you know the direction the water swirls when you flush.
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you've already calculated how much you earn per second.
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you are sure that differential equations are a very useful tool.
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you are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are falling.
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you know the size of the elctron, but don't know your own shirt size.
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when you break a vase you blame the second law of thermodynamics.
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you try to explain entropy to strangers at your table during casual dinner conversation.
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you avoid stirring your coffee because you don't want to increase the entropy of the universe.
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your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to explain atmospheric absorption theory.
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you're at a wine tasting event and find yourself paying more attention to the cork screws than the Chardonnay.
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you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of an experiment that actually takes five minutes to run.